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February 5th, 2009

Yes, its true. We’ve stopped selling HA! HA! Guy Whiteboards. I hope you’ve enjoyed the Daily Quaker! and that it occasionally made you laugh. Posts may occasionally happen in the future but they will be far from daily. As a last hurrah, here’s a look back at some of my favorite posts and pictures from this grand experiment.

Yarrr! And I command Yeee to swab the Poop!!

Your beer is teh suck!

Nerd Alert

A dissertation on reusable feminine pads. Bonus: some of the funniest comments on the blog. Be warned, it’s nasty.

HA! HA! Poop!

Reporters Get Science Wrong Often

It’s a trap!!!!

Stinky Pee!!

No, My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard!
A classic.

haha_sars

HA! HA! Guy Defined

A story about the corruption of the youth in America. The HA! HA! Guy made his way to hundreds of t-shirts worn by little kids.

He's not kidding

p3ni5!!

Balls!  On His Chin!!

More Thanksgiving!

December 7th, 2008

I'm eating turkey!

Turkey Day! Yup, it’s a turkey leg. Just like the Renaissance faire!

Breasts are the Best!

December 1st, 2008

Breast!

“Can you believe the size of my breast!?”

Happy Thanksgiving!

November 28th, 2008

Too Much Turkey

“I can’t believe I at the whole thing!!”

HA! HA! Warhol

November 27th, 2008

HA! HA! Warhol

Breaking News: HA! HA! Guy Origin Discovered

October 5th, 2008

Let’s cut the bull. Some researchers on Fark recently discovered the actual origins and likely history of the HA! HA! Guy.

To date we knew that the HA! HA! Guy originated from a turn of the nineteenth century advertisement for Forbes’ Insoluble Dry plates. We know that dry plates are used for photography and not a colonial slang term for dentures. Everything else you’ve ever heard about the HA! HA! Guy was either legend or made up purely for our own amusement.

New Information

Discovered in the depths of teh Interwebs was a Goodwill Auction for a painting of a “Midland Man 1874″ that looked eerily similar to the HA! HA! Guy.

Decide for yourself:

Midland Man 1874

The back of the painting reads "The man who resigned a Midland position in 1874 and got his pay"

A quick Internet search on Midland 1874 reveals that there was a Canadian railroad company, the Midland Railroad, that suffered severe financial troubles in 1874. Perhaps the HA! HA! Guy was a manager who pulled an 1874 Enron?

‘Midland 1874′ may also refer to a series of locomotives manufactured in England, a strip of track laid in the Western part of the United States, or possibly an Illinois railroad company that foreclosed that year.

This is epic. Not only do we have digital proof of this amazing, full color painting of the original HA! HA! Guy, but we have a another shred of evidence linking us to his origin.

The HA! HA! Guy is the Midland Man reincarnate.

Do you have more information? Email TDQ! because we want to know!

Ping Pong Ball Head

September 25th, 2008

He's got a head...like a ping pong ball!

Do you have HA! HA! Guy pictures? Send me a link! Upload to flickr (tag ‘hahaguy’)! Send them to me by email! Spread the joy!

HA! HA! Shakespeare

September 21st, 2008

Plague on your Housez

A Bearded HA! HA! Guy

September 13th, 2008

I've got a beard!

Purple is just not your color.

TDQ! Looks Good on the XO Laptop

September 11th, 2008

Give me some sugar -- OLPC

Here’s to corrupting children of the first world and the third world. The HA! HA! Guy does not discriminate and neither should you.

A toast: OLPC, here’s to you.

You’ve Killed a Perfectly Good Smell!

August 31st, 2008

Good Smell, Bad Smell!

"Your house smells like delicious Italy itself, THEN you baked cookies and burned something in the oven :( "

I laugh at your misfortune!!!

Brewing Some Beer

August 21st, 2008

Brew'n some Ale

Where’s my ‘Board?

August 20th, 2008

Slaves, do the HA! HA! Guy's Bidding!

While we work to liquidate the few remaining whiteboards in our inventory we ask for your patience in the shipping process. Part of the reason we’re liquidating is that we plan to close down shop by the end of the year. We’re closing down shop because what was once a three-person endeavor is now just one and a half people. The founders of Tri-Corner Humor are now spread across the East Coast residing in different states from North Carolina to Pennsylvania. No matter what happens, if you order a HA! HA! Whiteboard we will send it to you and if you send us an email I will respond to it.

Thanks for the laughs and keep sending us your HA! HA! Guy pictures.

And keep ordering whiteboards. There is a limited time they will be available after all.

That beer’s got Head!

August 19th, 2008

Watch for Kraussen!

So I went to brew some beer and decided to do my primary fermentation in a glass carboy. That must have been some really good yeast because it blew the top right of the carboy! I then transferred everything over to my trusty Ale Pail since there’s a lot more space in the top of that than in the carboy. About 6 hours later the airlock got clogged and the top blew right off the bucket! This is the most intense primary fermentation I’ve ever seen.

Where can I get a hat like that?

August 18th, 2008

Dear Quaker,

Where can I get a dapper hat like yours? I’ve been looking for years!

Sincerely,
Not the Ha-Ha Guy

my hat has three corners!

Three corhers has my hat!

I’ve also heard you can find a dapper triconered hat at Amazon.

Ikea is Great?

August 11th, 2008

Arhg!!! Ikea!!!!

But they were kind enough to give me a complimentary coffee and Swedish dessert for my troubles!

HA! HA! Guy Rules the Office Door

August 8th, 2008

New Office Door

You can rule the office too! And at a newly reduced price!

HA! HA! Homebrew!

August 6th, 2008

HA! HA! Homebrew!

Homebrew is the best brew. HA! HA! Guy approved. Thanks for the pic, Tom.

They Love Their Juice Tiger

August 1st, 2008

The Avid Juicers!!!

Keep the pictures coming! Cell phone HA! HA! pics are the best! Email us photos of your HA! HA! Guy in action and we’ll post them on The Daily Quaker!

HA! HA! It’s a Giant Whiteboard!

July 24th, 2008

I'm on HGH!!

[Regular HA! HA! Guy Whiteboard pictured for dramatic effect.]

You got Your Hairs Cutted!!

July 23rd, 2008

My Barber is Not Awesome!

Me: Marie, could you trim these few stray hairs you missed yesterday when you trimmed my hair?

Marie: Sure!

Me: [hands trimmers to Marie, bends over for trim.]

Marie: [takes trimmers, flicks on, starts buzzing] Oh Noooooo!

Me: What?

Marie: I’m sorry. Well. I guess we have to buzz it all now!!

It’s a HA! HA! Lawyer!!

July 22nd, 2008

HA! HA! I'm Almost a Lawyer!

Ruler of the HA! HA! Whiteboards

July 21st, 2008

me love you LONG

I was an early prototype
but it was decided that I
was too big and allowed for too many
words thus defeating the wonderful, witty
brevity of the two line format and rendering
everything that is funny about the HA! HA! Guy to
not be quite as funny anymore!!!!

This early prototype, with HA! HA! Guy measuring in at over 8 inches tall, was just a little too overwhelming for our Beta testers to handle. Sure, it’s awesome, but there was also something just a little wrong with the King Kong magnitude of everyone’s favorite jolly Quaker guy.

Number One BEST Customer!!!!!111oneoneone

July 18th, 2008

What the.....?

Thank you very much!!

May This day Live in Infamy

July 17th, 2008

May This day Live in Infamy

Happy Birthday HA! HA! Guy! It’s been a great three years! Thanks for all the laughs!

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